This movie is just about the greatest piece of cinema ever created. And it had a bitchin’ soundtrack.
source: Skarsgard News
Why do I have such a crush on this mismatched son of a bitch?
SNL: Quite frankly, the best Twilight parody yet.
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I would watch this for the rest of my life.
Vampires are meant to be frightening, not some actor douchebag with big hair. “Aaah, don’t worry, I only care about you and I’m a vegetarian.” That’s not a vampire, that’s a Jonas brother.
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Name: Deirdre Keane
Tumblr Name: deirdrekeane
Nickname: DKeane
Birthday: 08/08/1989
Age: 20
Location: Pearl River, New York
High school: PRHS
Current school/job: Unemployed :( But applying to just about everywhere
Status: Single and ready to tingle.
Random fact about you: I’ve webbed toes. Yeah, I know.
Hobbies/Interests: The internet, writing, NaNoWriMo, Tumblr, ONTD, True Blood, Star Trek, Star Wars, nerdy things, geeky things, photography, sleeping, my dog Rosie, and many other things.
Do you smoke/drink: Nay/Nay
Why Tumblr?: Because it’s awesome.
Why He’s Hot:
- Well, let’s start with the obvious. Trevor Moore is fucking hilarious. He’s part of the sketch comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know, and is sometimes credited as being the ringleader of the whole shebang. They’re known for not being afraid to push the envelope, and most of the time, it works so well that you’ll be doubling over with laughter by the time you finish an episode. And as many people know already, funny = hot. Plus, he’s got ridiculously funny friends, which is definitely a bonus.
- Do you know how tall this man is? Take a wild guess. He’s six feet six inches. Yeah, he’s THAT freaking tall, and it’s goddamn sexy. Six feet would’ve been great enough, but he had to push it to the next level with half a foot. I’m pretty damn sure that climbing up that would be worth it.
- Holy shit, look at his hair. How in the world is it so fine and straight like that all the time? No one knows, but it looks so fucking nice that you wanna run your fingers through it so it gets all tousled and falls on his face just a bit. And the fact that he has green/hazel eyes and dark hair makes for an amazing combination.
- He can rock a suit like nobody’s business. He’s got just the right sort of swagger to pull it off, and his height doesn’t hurt either. He has a tendency to wear suits quite often, but no one’s complaining.
- This sketch. Yeah, the sketch is really funny on its own, but Trevor’s really low, angry, breathy voice is damn HOT. Imagine that voice in your ear while he does god knows what to you. Alright, now go change your pants. The bathroom’s on the right.
OMG THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS
Oh, damn.
Like you don’t even know.
An Excerpt From My NaNoWriMo. AKA the only thing I've written pretty much.
- "Listen. Can you hear that?"
- "Hear what?"
- "That."
- "Stop dicking around. Come on."
- "Seriously, I hear something. It's like a tapping or something. Hello? Is anybody out there?"
- "Would you stop yelling and carrying on? It's a fucking pipe dripping."
- "Oh."
- "Yeah. Oh. Now, if you could please stop jumping at every single sound that you hear, I would like to get back to what we were doing. "
- "You are such a Debbie Downer."
- "And you're an ass. Point that thing over by that doorway. Is it reading anything?"
- "Nay. Nada. Nothing. Every thing's normal. You know what, I don't think this place is haunted."
- "Says the guy who was just trying to talk to ghosts not 10 seconds ago."
- "That was simply a moment of doubt. Nothing to worry about."
- "Uh-huh."
- "But seriously. Can we get out of here? I'm bored. There's nothing here."
- "We have to go through the entire house. That's what we're paid for. What kind of paranormal investigators would we be if we didn't investigate the paranormal?"
- "Fuck. We're never getting out of here."
- "Stop whining. Christ, you sound like a 4 year old."
- "Why does every haunted fucking house have to be so fucking huge? This is going to take us fucking hours. "
- "Please stop bitching. You're giving me a headache."
- "I'm hungry."
- "Holy shit. Will you please, for the love of all that is good in this world, stop complaining? The sooner you quit bitching the sooner we get back to our job and the sooner we get to leave, OK?"
- "Alright, alright. Jesus, don't get you panties in a twist. I don't know how Josh puts up with you, you're such a grouch."
- "Yeah, well, if I was Donna I would've kicked your whiny ass out years ago."
- "Yeah fucking right, you'd love me."
- "Get back to work, Todd."
- "No problem, Floyd, no problem."
My NaNoWriMo Page. Come join if you're a writer!
NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month and has been held every year since 1999. It’s held every November when people all around the world come together to finally write that novel they’ve been thinking of. The goal is to write 50,000 words in one month and the prize is exactly that: the knowledge that you’ve written a novel, and in a month, no less! The point is quantity, not quality. So put pen to paper, and get your keyboards ready for a good smashing, cause it’s November, and it’s time to get those novels going.
WILD AMERICA IS ON HBO RIGHT FRIGGEN NOW.
I am so excited.
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This movie is good. He’s so gawky and adorable. And plus there’s little baby Seth Green, looking exactly the same then as he does now.
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fuckyes x_x
Twice. ;D
32 times, and I am not ashamed, and I will probably get unfollowed for this.
Are you kidding? I’d follow you twice if I could!
I need to get one of these boxsets.
Truth.
"Vampires are meant to be frightening, not some actor douchebag with big hair. “Aaah, don’t worry, I only care about you and I’m a vegetarian.” That’s not a vampire, that’s a Jonas brother."
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
An Excerpt From My NaNoWriMo. AKA the only thing I've written pretty much.
My NaNoWriMo Page. Come join if you're a writer!
